With the “fake news” left-wing media now totally freaking out about the Patriots’ Superbowl win over the Falcons, you have to ask a serious question: Will CNN and the fact-less left-wing media now claim the Russians hacked the Superbowl?
Tom Brady, a proponent of organic superfoods and ultra-clean nutrition, has been under siege from the totally dishonest “fake news” media (CNN, MSNBC, WashPost, NYT, etc.) because he’s friends with President Donald Trump. In today’s mindless libtard media, being friends with Trump is apparently a heinous crime because Trump wants to block terrorists from entering the country. But the fact that Obama and Hillary Clinton mercilessly bombed Muslim nations for the last eight years doesn’t seem to bother any Leftists, astonishingly.
So they were all hoping Tom Brady would be crushed at the Superbowl, providing the hateful Left with a small victory to help temper their long list of crushing defeats in the recent elections. At one point in the game, it looked like they would get their wish, too: The Falcons were ahead by 28-3 in the third quarter.
But Brady apparently found his “inner kale” and powered his way to a truly historic, unprecedented comeback victory in much the same way Donald Trump achieved his election victory on November 8th. Predictably, CNN is probably now going to claim “the Russians hacked the Superbowl!” because they have no remaining ability to engage in fact-based news, analysis or reporting. (RELATED: See more coverage of “fakestream media” news hoaxes at HOAX.news)
How did the Russians hack the Superbowl, exactly? No doubt CNN will parade a slew of “experts” in front of the cameras who claim they discovered a “secret dossier” that was handed to Bill Belichick by Russian agents who had the dirt on little-known vulnerabilities in the defensive backs of the Falcons. The dossier, we’ll be told, was written in invisible ink and delivered by Russian escorts who like to urinate on hotel beds while tossing around under-inflated footballs. This will all be cited by “unnamed intelligence officials” who CNN swears are telling the truth.
Then, CNN will condemn the Superbowl as being “stolen” and demand a “replay” while recruiting pathetic Hollywood celebrities to produce a crybaby video of them all screaming, “This is NOT MY SUPERBOWL!”
Accusations of cheating will be leveled against referees, and there will be Leftist claims that “some fans were disenfranchised and denied an opportunity to properly cheer for the Falcons.” The scoreboard will be dismantled to look for hacks that electronically changed the numbers, and CNN experts will argue that the Falcons should have received “bonus starting points” in the name of “equality” because Tom Brady is WHITE and obviously benefits from “white privilege.” (Seriously, Leftists are already making this accusation, see the tweets below for proof…)
Yep, the Superbowl wasn’t merely hacked by the Russians; it was also yet another perfect example of what the mentally deranged Left would characterize as “racist, bigoted, intolerant, xenophobic and transphobic.” After all, there were no transgenders on the playing field, were there? That’s transphobic! If only Tom Brady would follow Bruce Jenner’s lead and announce he’s now a woman, then the Left would mindlessly cheer his victory as a champion of “inclusiveness” regardless of the firmness of his balls.
Lost in all this libtard claptrap and bunkery is the simple fact that the Patriots out-played the Falcons and deserved their win. And yes, in the real world, there are WINNERS and LOSERS — something the progressive Left simply can’t handle anymore because they’ve become fragile snowflakes who despise competition (including free market competition).
Tom Brady and the Patriots are simply better at performing under pressure. They won the game fair and square. And that’s what really drives the Left-wing media completely insane: They can’t stand people who honestly WIN, and they will try everything in their power to condemn, demean and sabotage winners who want to achieve greatness for their team or their country.
That’s why the Patriots’ victory isn’t just a victory for football but a victory for sanity in America. Perhaps if the Left keeps losing over and over, they will finally learn to accept it and stop trying to come up with zany, loony tunes conspiracy theories for why things are happening that they cannot explain (such as Robert Reich’s tin foil hat conspiracy theory that now claims Breitbart hired assassins to try to murder Milo Yiannopoulos at UC Berkeley):
The Patriots’ amazing comeback victory in last night’s Super Bowl spawned another leftist meltdown in which the result was somehow blamed on “white supremacy”.
Despite the fact that a black player, James White, scored the winning touchdown, Twitter was awash with race-obsessed liberals who thought the unprecedented comeback was some kind of conspiracy.
“If the Patriots win, this is white supremacy working. I’m sick,” wrote one.
White supremacy? WTF? It's a football game. When will the derangement end? pic.twitter.com/IjtHAV6itd
— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) February 6, 2017
“The Patriots represent white supremacy in America..shit be going so well for niggas, until whites pull some bs out they ass for a win. BLM,” wrote another. BLM stands for ‘Black Lives Matter’.
“This game is like the election, when you think there’s no way white supremacy can win, it sneaks up on you and shocks you,” tweeted another individual.
From well before the game started, leftists bizarrely set it up as a left vs right issue, with journalist Jeff Jarvis tweeting, “Tonight every liberal, right-minded, smart, decent, civilized, democratic soul on earth is from Atlanta. Lose, Pats, lose.”
The funniest series of tweets came from ‘Black Lives Matter’ leader Sean King, who when the Falcons were ahead 21-3 at half time tweeted, “Note to America. This is what happens when Trump picks your team to win. 21-3. Halftime. #RiseUp.”
After the Patriots stormed back to claim a 34-28 victory, King deleted the original tweet and then tweeted, “The biggest collapse in Super Bowl history. That hurts. Sorry Atlanta. We’ll be back next year.”
Since the left seemed very eager to racialize and politicize a game of football, Trump supporters were only too happy to oblige, tweeting a series of memes under the hashtag #NotMySuperBowlChamps.